JJ Watt knows about cells.
Watt is a free agent who sought and received his release from Texas in February. His free agency has NFL fans hanging on to his every word, hoping that the defensive end will sign with his team.
Watt, one of the more active NFL players on social networking sites, sent a single tweet on Tuesday that sent the same NFL fans to Defcon 1:
“Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell,” the tweet reads.
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Before we proceed, it is important to note that mitochondria are, in fact, the powerhouse of the cell. this is Membrane bound Organelles that provide chemical energy to power the biochemical reactions of a cell. Watt is right here.
What to do with the NFL? Okay, “Organelle” and “NFL” poetry, but that’s about it.
Still, that did not deter football-hungry fans of many teams – including Charger, Bill, Brown and the Lions – from taking to the tweet machine to trying to draw conclusions from an educational tweet sent by Watt.
Mitochondria are shaped like beans.# Bill GM? Brandon Bean
Benen was an executive of the year that made him the powerhouse of the GMS in the league (SAIL).
– Ryan Talbot (@RyanTalbotBills) 23 February, 2021
If there is a veil hinting about mitochondria being involved in bills then I would get very upset that I would have no choice but to set my phone on fire pic.twitter.com/4677tl3oZ1
– Medium rare pink bitch (@FeitsBarstool) 23 February, 2021
Mitochondria were discovered by Albert von Kolliker, a Swiss embryologist and histologist. Do cheese make cheese like great people? Green Bay.
– rachel ramadanli zan (@The_Raheel) 23 February, 2021
I like these tweets very much. Especially enjoy playing together, whether or not it means anything.
– Jeff Kerr (@JeffKerrCBS) 23 February, 2021
Mitochondria is powerhouse
Coal is used for power
Pittsburgh has coal mines
Signing with steelers https://t.co/SpsUibp3Tl
– Stephanie # LetsGoPens? (@sllainey) 23 February, 2021
Mitochondria sounds like Macedonia, Ohio. A great place to stay when you sign with the Cleveland Browns.
– Nick Kerns (@ karnsies817) 23 February, 2021
SN theory: A “watt” is used to measure electricity, which is used for electrical things, similar to mitochondria. The Chargers logo is a lightning bolt, made of lightning. Therefore, JJ is moving to Watt Chargers.
Does it work