Returning to office this week? Here are the latest statistics. Fifty people were shot dead between the week of April 19-25, homicide 60 percent, auto theft 35 percent, hate crime 12 percent. (Putting those numbers together, Team Quomo?) No data yet on the outdoor-dining crash, a new wrinkle. If you make $ 1 million per year and haven’t left yet, your new tax rate will convince you.
Marijuana is legal on the bright side, prostitution cases will be dismissed and metro crime is down (no one is on them). Oh, yes, there are about two million rats running. Welcome to New York, Zach Wilson! And, if I’m not mistaken, urinating in public is no longer a punishable offense, so Zach’s teammate Eliza Moore, who is looking for a home in Piscataway, must fit right in.
Milwaukee’s Adrian Hauser (2-2, 3.65 ERA) made the pitch in Philly. Vince Velasquez (0–0, 6.57 ERA) throws for the home team. The winemakers paid us on Saturday night. Return Time 10 units on Philly.
the beat Goes On. Mariners 2, Angels 0. Justus Sheffield allowed two hits on six hits for W. Less than -1,077 bobbyknoops in a season.
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