The Serby Mock 5.0 (the editors rejected my repeated pleas to run it on Friday) would like to give special thanks to Kyle Shanahan for making every person’s life miserable.
This time throughout the first round, and for the fifth time in a row, the Jets received Zach Wilson, this time after a talented cornerback, while the Giants received a pass razor to the judge and Patrick Graham.
No trade once again.
Envelope please:
No one is more excited than Urban Meyer – or my nephew, Justin Baldinger, his new director of corporate involvement.
If you believe Joe Douglas, BYU gote, right?
Upon further review, Shanahan opposed the double threat on a large scale.

4. Atlanta Falcons: Kyle Pitts (TE, Florida)
GM Terry Fontenot got coach Arthur Smith and Matt Ryan unlearned matchup nightmare.
5. Cincinnati Bengals: Ja’Marr Chase (WR, LSU)
How can they pass on the Pannai Seawall? Only because Joe Burrow can pass again for his elite college go-to guy and, fingers crossed, can rightfully keep the Riley Reef franchise quarterback from getting his knee wrecked again.
6. Miami Dolphins: Penny Seawell (OT, Oregon)
Erek Fool was traded to Washington, Robert Hunt moved in and Tua Tagovelloa had new bookends for Austin Jackson here.
7. Detroit Lions: Micah Parsons (LB, Penn State)
Dan Campbell kneecap-biter in need, no change from mock 4.0.
8. Carolina Panthers: Justin Fields (QB, Ohio State)
Owner David Taper wouldn’t care about hurting Sam Darnold’s feelings.
The big-ticket signing Ja’uan James made three starts at right tackle in 2019 and dropped out in 2020. How can Vic Fangio trust him? There is no need to go to QB after trading for Teddy Bridgewater.
10. Dallas Cowboys: Patrick Sartain II (CB, Alabama)
A Crimson Tide reunion in front of Trayvon Diggs to help with Kenny Golladay in the division.
Leonard Williams needs more help in rushing the passerby, and former GM and Dave Gettleman Crony Ernie Accorci always subscribed to the draft pass rushers Till the Cause Less Home Theory. The Eagles were hot for him … Pay, not Gaeltman.
12. Philadelphia Eagles: Jaylen Waddle (WR, Alabama)
The best available Jaylen. Jalen Hurts can use an electric weapon for last year’s first-round pairing with WR Jalan Reagor.
13. Los Angeles Charger: Jessie Horn (CB, South Carolina)
They would tackle left for Justin Herbert with the 47th pick and remember, they play Patrick Mahomes twice.
14. Minnesota Vikings: Aliza Vera-Tucker (OT / G, USC)
A secure plug-and-play inside or outside to clear a path for Dalvin Cook.
15. New England Patriots: Devonta Smith (WR, Alabama)
The Hoodie has all the wisdom from Nick Saban, and Heisman adds the winner even after signing Nelson Aghor and Kendrick Bourne. Will the dollar bill trade for a QB or is Jimmy Garappolo a reunion with imminent?
16. Arizona Cardinals: Zwen Collins (LB, Tulsa)
The 6-4, 260-pounder was compared by a young Brian Urlacher with Isaiah Simmons for running around and behind JJ Watt.
17. Las Vegas Raiders: Jamin Davis (LB, Kentucky)
The 6-3, 234-pounder and 42-inch vertical meet the requirement of John Gruden and Mike Maycock with a 6-3 speed.
18. Miami Dolphins: Jeremiah Owusu-Coremoa (LB, Notre Dame)
Is he a linebacker or a safety? Brian Flores doesn’t care. He is a die-hard football player.
19. Washington Football Team: Mack Jones (QB, Alabama)
Ron Rivera may let him sit behind Ryan Fitzpatrick for a while.
20. Chicago Bears: Christian Darrisaw (Tea, Virginia Tech)
He can tackle right tackle and replace Charles Leno as the future left tackle.
21. Indianapolis Colts: Aziz Ojulleri (OLB, Georgia)
Justin Houston is a free agent and is 32 years old, although GM Chris Ballard needs a left tackle to replace retired Anthony Castenzo in front of Carson Wentz.
22. Tennessee Titans: Taven Jenkins (T, Oklahoma State)
A bad servant to replace Isaiah Wilson, rather than the right-back 2020 first-round pick, will not make defenders easier against Derrick Henry.
23. New York Jets: Greg Newsom (CB, Northwestern)
A 6-1, 190-pounder with 4.38 speed fulfills a great need.
24. Pittsburgh Steelers: Nazi Harris (RB, Alabama)
James Conner is in Arizona, and Big Ben can no longer be asked to throw 608 passes.
25. Jacksonville Jaguars: Jalen Phillips (DE, Miami)
If anyone has job security, the best draft of the draft has a concussion history to roll the dice on the ropes, it’s the mayor.
26. Cleveland Brown: Kaderius Tony (WR, Florida)
A 4.39-speed slot gives receiver Mayfield a UFO after Odell Beckham Jr. and Jarvis Landry leave.
27. Baltimore Ravens: Rashod Bateman (WR, Minnesota)
Lamar Jackson needs a big receiver with 4.43 speed.
28. New Orleans Saints: Eliza Moore (WR, Ole Miss)
Tell me how Sean Peyton can resist the temptation of a new toy for Jemis Winston and Tysam Hill with a speed of 4.32.
29. Green Bay Packers: Tyson Campbell (CB, Georgia)
Kevin King does not have the answer for a long time unlike JoAir Alexander.
30. Buffalo Bills: Travis Etienne (RB, Clemson)
GM Brandon Bean will add defensive coordinators to the night by adding Alvin Kamara Light to Josh Allen’s arsenal.
31. Baltimore Ravens: Jason Oveh (EDGE, Penn State)
A size-speed specimen to replace Matthew Judon, and Wink Martindale to develop quickly.
32. Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Christian Bermore (DT, Alabama)
Ndamukong Suh and Steve McLendon have long teeth.
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