A man accused of masturbating in a Florida Walmart parking lot told police that he took matters into his own hands because he missed his girlfriend.
According to a police report, indecent incident took place in Vero Beach on Wednesday. The smoking gun.
The police were called after the shopkeeper saw the suspect’s self-love session inside a Kia parked outside the shop.
According to the tipster, the Walmart Wanker had a driver’s side window, and was acting highly visible in broad daylight.
Arrival officials said they found hard evidence of the crime of 26-year-old Kyle Weiss.
One soldier in the report said, “I noticed that there was a clear erection in his shorts.”
Weiss initially told police that he was at a Walmart because he is an Uber driver, but succumbed to further questioning.
The police report states that he eventually confessed that he was having sex on himself because “he is in Colorado, his ex-girlfriend.”
The Denver resident told police he did not realize “he could be seen playing with himself.”
According to police documents, Weiss was arrested on charges of sexual organs and disorderly conduct and released on a $ 1,000 bond.
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